So, I am a preschool teacher and I have had some pretty funny things happen to me in my classroom. My class is filled with kids from the ages 2-5. Kids do truly say the weirdest things, let me share some:
(Childrens names will be random ones, not their real ones.)
Kale: Miss Jessica, something is wrong!
Me: What is it Kale?
Kale: My skin is white!
Me: Kale, your skin has always been white...
Kale: Oh, okay!
Ayla: Miss Jessica
Me: Yes?
Ayla: What kind of boobs do you have?
Me: We can't ask those kinds of questions (I was laughing so hard in my head)
Me: Okay guys, Raise your hand if you can tell me one of the 5 senses.
Derek: Eyes!